Girls are like Klos,

The basic school saying came me letztens again into the sense.

We have girls in large amounts, partially even quite pretty.
But as fastidious humans one attaches naturally importance to the worths (although to an also nothing would be to be objected few rounds with Mrs. Barbie).
Mrs. Nasigoreng has except a responding outside one also intelligence and humor to offer (even a sometimes correctly dirty), zockt gladly computers and console plays and even the same Zocks as I, often converses with me (she looks for even the discussion), laughs gladly and does not twitch not together if I about Firewalls or Cookies talks.
We are so compatible, I would come probably even well with your friend in the best way clearly.
*seufz*
Manno, where is before 10 years been!?

And as around me to annoy the whole support-hungry Schäflein calls all evening. Straight one planned where I nevertheless times somewhat rather home to go. And one came on with a problem which I also after hours not solve could not. On mornings, much-calibrated root shifted ne idea.

Now however off with dinner. Meal!

Invest into the future

and train there wo’s is worth.
Thus imagine I that at least.
Thus a favorable administrator training for our main application software made and requests. Only for a person and a boss of the department over me favored apparent root was approved as a receiver of the training. Hmmm…
That can now two different meaning:

Root is to finally learn which that not delete may not
- or -

Uselessly that is not to be invested in Frischling, so long remains.
“You the training heard be able to make later” however the same person recommended me also the quantity to high-lie which I after “Probezeit” with fallen would buy, if I want to buy only small numbers of items.

, Nor I saw Naja no job advertisement for my post notices. Times look.

And the day today was nearly as yesterday, only without deleted files and/or we having not yet noticed.
A project was successfully locked and we to have nix was broken-made.
Hopefully goes out me soon the exciting writing off.

Nearly nix happens

correctly boringly compared to otherwise… nix, no panic had passed, even as itself department of money weighted that some important tables was missing – Backup back and finished.
Nevertheless. Deleted. Simply so.

I wars not!

Root probably also and Üzgül is not except house. I am not paranoide, no, but the best possibility us annoyance to provide exists at the current time, where the anger still smolders.

On the search for causes today, that turned out a few girls wildly few dozens a megabyte image files in the net placed and back and forth shifted. The mutmassten, much perhaps thereby which have passed could…?
With 99%-iger, but we no special trouble they did not give themselves to divert security of the thought, hehehehe.

Otherwise I am again imprisoned in a continuous loop between license untangling, support inquiries, contract after pursuit, training and update sore fight. Light work, why I could make end of workday today after scarcely 11 hours early. Inclusive lunch time. One must mention.

So, I enjoy now my spare time. N8!

And if one thinks more badly kanns does not come…

… then footstep a bad into the ass.

The first words of roots on Monday, right after “good mornings”: “You, I believe I XXX deleted.”
…
Never of belongs. And the thing – still another data base – was on a computer drauf that for many years as job rumstand and full-packed with garbage was.

Our information to the thing was meager and ran out on it which except YYY – which we had to again-install eh – nix important drauf was. To – as we rausfanden after formatting the plate – the nut/mother of all data bases for our financial department.

Root no Backup made natural. Why also. Of it over a HALF YEAR NO BACKUP WAS FINALLY MADE!!!!
I have yourself again times presented as I in my personal record positively 3 weeks occupation as a department manager to completion of the employer-employee relationship in “mutual agreement” to represent can, but occurred to me nix.

Panic panic panic and the girls of the finance looked at me as if those wanted to erwürgen me crying.

But root remained faithful for its line and eliminated the messes which it – again – arranged, by hunting a data rescue program over the plate which we fixed by Internet bought. Softwaredownloads with license keys loves people, I by credit card!

Again: Non removable disk with important data base was formatted and installed with new software. Everything away.
Zauberprogram up easily: Everything there.

Man, last week I blood and water sweated, today warens bones.
And my contribution to the whole circus? The whole Anschisse accept, which hold important people on that for running, speech and answer stand and plausibly to justify why in this bekifften nightmare of a undokumentierten network with Mikado architecture (pull which raus and everything breaks together) of two inexperienced computer scientists a support after the other one shoot.

But times honestly: Which idiot stores its for most vital data on a popeligen 3-Jahre old PC with IDE non removable disk and secures the dirt not?

Still which to Siegfried, my predecessor: That its new job even for fewer moneys would have accepted, main thing it is not not thereby if the whole system breaks down.

Argh, for which Anschiss today ask I whether we at all up to the end of the Probezeit come themselves. Only which speaks still for us is the fact that we “dovetailed” each let us shit again away-dig could.
But wär I the managing director würd I twice superior how often I to still risk itself want.
One are clear: Last chance…

The fire baptism

Everyone knows and is afraid it: The Blue screen OF Death
Usually a characteristic for it was again broken-installed the Windows. Meant Gefummel usually for hours up to everything runs again beautifully.
Jup, yesterday he came to me.
And not at home, neeein, into the company.
And not on any PC – naturally non separates on our most important server.
And also not any cheap side error – nee, it came the nut/mother of all BSODs:
Boat DEVICE emergency accessible.

It was simply so planned that root releases this server outside of the regular work time evenly from demonstrably useless, unlizenzierter or illegal software (finely säuberlich documented) as preparation for a general overhaul taking place later.
Frischling (at home at the telephone, already in the pyjamas): Well, how siehts out?
Root: FUBAR! BSOD!!
and ne half hour later I stood before the salad (always still with pyjamas under Jeans and shirt).

And so simply the muck did not leave also again. We herumgefrickelt struck 8 hours, and sündhaft expensive Hotlines called (led us in the final result only in dead ends) to we the system again executably had.
The birds have then already for two hours again begun to twitter, sun came up already and it were worthwhile themselves no longer to sleeping, since the new working day began and we had to supervise whether everything ran again reliably (fortunately). After two hours I send roots home to the Pennen during I the position hold (Üzgül is otherwise fully clamped – degrees all possible preparations run).

A rested root sometime late in the afternoon replaces me and I drives home and rams in the second sleep nearly vices.
Tap for the life: After over 30 hours without sleep take better bus and course.

Still now have I for 3 hours on the ear gehauen themselves, roots abgecheckt (it is the software conversion by external assistance zugucken) and runs everything well.
I become times watch which I recover – to sleep I cannot.

If the support rings twenty times…

Either I work too much or I one straight grassierenden viruses or sowas caught myself. Me today schwindelig I became the midday table went and had the whole time a somewhat dull feeling as.

Much-calibrated also only little stress. Mrs. Glod was not completely content with the correction of yesterday and from Mrs. Domina from the department of human Resources gabs a late Anschiss because of yesterday. I am to naturally pass that on (sigh).
Then schmiss at us with Klamotten to those caretaker work would actually be (rear Üzgül, have which for you), it came dozens of support inquiries because one our interlaced software meant at one time, it was freshly installed.
And: Menu borders disappeared and a confused profile made a working at whom not possibly.
3 hours rumtelefoniert to I the muck away-got; the license shit disappeared automatically.
And Üzgül documents immediately shown. With next times it can also correct, and/or with next times it must which better to be broken in be able – are not yet completely reliably like the Haase runs.

Achja, root is from the hook, which forgets Ausrut that I could clarify with Mr. Schlips.
And before someone thinks I is at one time to the philantrophischen department angel mutated: How would it see out if I all responsibility for the incident upon it had shifted? Nee, then one make on chiefthe-Seine-people-protected rather.

Afterwards that was yesterday by the way an amusing situation for me. From roots eyes in such a way looked: “AuverdammtichhabMistgebaut, hoffentlichnixschlimmespassiert.
WobleibtblossFrischling? DeristschonneStundebeiSchlips. “

And as I finally down arrived with the Anschiss and the damage analysis (by the way its only error was not on this day) have I him calmly and understanding about it informed which outside of its horizon proceeded. The man hung on means lips.
Strange feeling. Naja, at the latest if me people do not hang on the lips if I Anschiss bring I will find out whether I things to the size illusion have. : D

The dark side of power

The mad as a “boss” is, man can people rumkommandieren, tasks distribute and actually determines in which direction the department goes.
The less mad than “boss” is that one kriegt for the errors of its Schäfchen the Anschiss.

Today I had a less pleasing discussion with Mr. Schlips and Mrs. Glod from the financial department.
A small carelessness within my department ensured for the fact that a server briefly said good-bye and provided for a heap helpless user.

So far so badly – was not to the rush hours – was afterwards our bookkeeping does not stupid-prove shot-up up. Aua. Naturally straight did not run before on the day the Backup.
Thus nix other one remained for me than insuring, it was half so bad everything and we repairs – without to know which everything was actually lost.
Over to find out I had to lead only a few interviews also a few – ahem – less technikaffinen ladies, who jonglieren for it however virtuos with numbers and tables and amusing words from the financial world.

I had to teach to those first times that they must explain everything to me gaaanz laaangsam. But even I fastened that sometime and – oh miracles – could all errors of the daily identify and the recovery further-delegate (hehehe).
Occasionally roots trösten still briefly (“everything half so badly, those are only as desperate because those do not know the problem is as simple”) and the day was over.
Unfortunately I fear that root still another Anschiss before stands. That find I personally something… inappropriate, since it should actually hand if I him makes clear which he arranged (as if he would not know that).

Times look, I do not hope Mr. Schlips exists not drauf.

Bridge days

One notices correctly, how bad holidays for the work moral are.
Tomorrow are all-holy and today are all ill.

But find I well, hardly disturbing inquiries from Fillialen or center.
If I would not have held myself before eyes how many tasks to be still settled am (I have our pin walls completely course-paved with task notes), then hätt I nearly to ease to be able itself. But the beautiful at these tasks is that I will touch those not tomorrow. There is lazy. And drunk. See or gezoggt, times.
Are strained which Üzgül says if it sees which everything at work lines up, hehehe.

Now only ne strategy superior like I external Dienstleister around their well-deserved wages brings as I the prices presses and my boss is happy, the day cut and I have a bad conscience. But I got the intelligent advice to believe always that the other dealers me verarschen to want. Now, with some dealers I am rather safe that like that is, but disturb me somehow the conception, which gives it whole branches of profession, which lie their money with earn.

Apology to all honest dealers. If you reads, write me times. : D

Admins with spare time

That did well.
On weekend only been lazy, eaten, drunk and gezockt.

Civilization 4 is raus and I has hardly time… however no matter, then stop only on weekend. Or I make rather conclusion for simply 3-4 hours as otherwise, hehehehe.

Phrasendre vs. expert power

Something that I did not make before ever in my life – I was allowed to rather often lead firm discussions lately.
Usually without preparation, since one entrusts to me only very at short notice, which I will sit anyway as technical advisors in a Meeting with company.

The Meeting nearly always runs off according to the same pattern: Mr. Schlips welcomes the guests and leads up without breath to get to a superficial description of situation, mixed with Schmeicheleien and all kinds of cliches those Ernst of the situation in addition, the large Opportunity stresses.
That can be done usually so long have far to the guests glassy eyes.

Today it ran differently.

The company, which I had loaded to the discussion, who not only the impression took aroused as primary weapon a technician also, each word of the Phrasenmarathons of our Mr. Schlips’ to understand, no, he found also still the gaps in which he to word come could. It snatched itself each piece smattering of knowledge, plugged the gaps and laberte our tie to the wall.
Our man created occasionally still a few comebacks, but one noticed, its heart was no more with the thing.

Which for a difference to the other two companies, which were invited to the same topic.
Company 1: CDU voter. Ore-conservatively and establishes. In the discussion it turned mainly around their experience and contacts and references. Ok one, at that time we knew also not, what we should ask, but I assume strongly, which know which her do.
Company 2: Somewhat younger and zero experience with tie. Tie entered the area, opens the mouth, and after straight times 30 minutes are hypnotisiert already in half and nod with questions only gebannt. With the topic technology they are awake immediately much and want to sell itself after short view of our system and expensive hardware.
Company 3: Listen and to give many and valuable Tipps. The expert – Koryphus – dominates the discussion and we can straight still before it hold back itself us before reverence to bow.
Achja, which recommend on their part a favorable solution and have themselves thereby already qualified.

Then I want to hope times that me also the work to decrease, which I cannot delegate or settle.

If I receive the money for their service ……. hopefully create I that, because rauszurücken money offends probably against the religion of the financial department.