Bridge days

One notices correctly, how bad holidays for the work moral are.
Tomorrow are all-holy and today are all ill.

But find I well, hardly disturbing inquiries from Fillialen or center.
If I would not have held myself before eyes how many tasks to be still settled am (I have our pin walls completely course-paved with task notes), then hätt I nearly to ease to be able itself. But the beautiful at these tasks is that I will touch those not tomorrow. There is lazy. And drunk. See or gezoggt, times.
Are strained which Üzgül says if it sees which everything at work lines up, hehehe.

Now only ne strategy superior like I external Dienstleister around their well-deserved wages brings as I the prices presses and my boss is happy, the day cut and I have a bad conscience. But I got the intelligent advice to believe always that the other dealers me verarschen to want. Now, with some dealers I am rather safe that like that is, but disturb me somehow the conception, which gives it whole branches of profession, which lie their money with earn.

Apology to all honest dealers. If you reads, write me times. : D

Admins with spare time

That did well.
On weekend only been lazy, eaten, drunk and gezockt.

Civilization 4 is raus and I has hardly time… however no matter, then stop only on weekend. Or I make rather conclusion for simply 3-4 hours as otherwise, hehehehe.

Phrasendre vs. expert power

Something that I did not make before ever in my life – I was allowed to rather often lead firm discussions lately.
Usually without preparation, since one entrusts to me only very at short notice, which I will sit anyway as technical advisors in a Meeting with company.

The Meeting nearly always runs off according to the same pattern: Mr. Schlips welcomes the guests and leads up without breath to get to a superficial description of situation, mixed with Schmeicheleien and all kinds of cliches those Ernst of the situation in addition, the large Opportunity stresses.
That can be done usually so long have far to the guests glassy eyes.

Today it ran differently.

The company, which I had loaded to the discussion, who not only the impression took aroused as primary weapon a technician also, each word of the Phrasenmarathons of our Mr. Schlips’ to understand, no, he found also still the gaps in which he to word come could. It snatched itself each piece smattering of knowledge, plugged the gaps and laberte our tie to the wall.
Our man created occasionally still a few comebacks, but one noticed, its heart was no more with the thing.

Which for a difference to the other two companies, which were invited to the same topic.
Company 1: CDU voter. Ore-conservatively and establishes. In the discussion it turned mainly around their experience and contacts and references. Ok one, at that time we knew also not, what we should ask, but I assume strongly, which know which her do.
Company 2: Somewhat younger and zero experience with tie. Tie entered the area, opens the mouth, and after straight times 30 minutes are hypnotisiert already in half and nod with questions only gebannt. With the topic technology they are awake immediately much and want to sell itself after short view of our system and expensive hardware.
Company 3: Listen and to give many and valuable Tipps. The expert – Koryphus – dominates the discussion and we can straight still before it hold back itself us before reverence to bow.
Achja, which recommend on their part a favorable solution and have themselves thereby already qualified.

Then I want to hope times that me also the work to decrease, which I cannot delegate or settle.

If I receive the money for their service ……. hopefully create I that, because rauszurücken money offends probably against the religion of the financial department.

Vitamin B

In the free free-market economy customers and offerers in a fair, transparent competition meet, where the better offer gets the addition. To improve thus companies motivates their offer continuously and to optimize thus the entire market.

And who believes, believes also in Santa Claus, the Zahnfee and the Schlümpfe.
Nix. Relations is everything. Offers get, compare, feilschen, lie, bescheisse, clearly. At the end that receives the order for which one before decided. Or that that the best additional service offers. Thus happen with my various predecessors, who acquaintance the one order zugeschustert because from the university to know each other or hardware is involved in the profit to buy where one directly.

Würd I naturally never do. I would give only then the addition to my friends if their offer the company am also really useful. Word of honour!

Today I experienced once more, what is many more important in the IT than CPU’s, RAM, compiler and operating systems: Telephones!
I was the half day with it busily between several other companies to telephone thereby a task to be mastered can, which by a few Klicks is normally dispatched! With the waiting loop music could I nen iPod to fill.

Otherwise today again much to for a long time on the work been, but have no fear which I broken-work themselves: After 8 hours work ists in the company quite calmly and one can work or learn finally in all peace.

Achja, I needs a laptop, best a Tablet PC, where I can let the whole cracked Windows of programs run. And with to work can.
Seize good recommendations gerna on… have unfortunately no time to investigate.

Mach the support to the gardner…

My new coworker is class! Root actually makes the Sysadmin role for fun! In addition was noticeable to it immediately some people cigarette break is as long…
And it takes up readily my assumption that possibly who floats in our net mischief.
We discuss Seltsamkeiten, measures, log analysis, error statistics and merge Üzgül deeply into our strategy session. I am not completely of it convinced that really he the whole problems caused… however if nevertheless then have he today brown pants.

Today I am to actually work come, could a few problems clarify, roofridge level support make (grrr), me more overview to provide and a project going (with that the sugar-sweet Mrs. Barbie is involved) a large piece to get…. I create sometime also within the regular work time. Today my personal record of 13 hours of work + 1 hour of travel created.

40-Stundenwoche is for Schlaffis!

Yeah, the week is past!
Finally times one day without work!!
Then I can go through my documents finally in all peace and prepare me for Monday!!!

But today actually completely recovery SAM (today still Saturday is 1:30 for me) was, at 10 o’clock to the job and already at 19 o’clock past. And we were not disturbed continuously from annoying DAUs.

I have straight Excel angeschmissen and found out that I a 63-Stundenwoche has. Amusingly, earn now less than before regarded by the hourly wages…. and before warens degrees times 12€.

Good night!

The week is nearly rum…

Today again Meeting. Nearly 2 hours long in which I no roofridge level support carry out can.
Power however nix, because Üzgül is not also and can a roofridge level problems generate.
In this Meeting I was a technical advisor for a customer discussion with us as a customer.
Which was offered us was quasi to paradise, because the company would not take over the update of several software packages from which I notion had. Software concerned is also part of a project, to that extent is I seeeeeehr strongly in it interested which we customer becomes.
Subsequently, still another Meeting, one has to apparent do nix other one.

Today gabs no lunch. No time. But are too fat half so wildly, eh.

Later by day Siegfried pulls me to a telephone, presses me the listener into the hand and requires which I price negotiations takes over. Äh. Praise over which? And which for prices are normally? Kreisch, panic!

The basic principles of the action:
The salesman is a liar. Thus one bescheisst (we have another offer) to the opponents with the price down-gone. As far as the salesman one to believe one leaves actually which reached. At the end one was gearscht probably anyway.

Today again too many overtime made and to the resolution come, the tasks can not possibly be mastered all.
But they can be managen much. Since I soon reinforcement get (a graduate and a Padwan) exist much-calibrate the possibility the network administration another to leaving. Around Üzgül to immobilize have I it the trainee promised for support with installation of new computers. I for the heap of again PCs much-calibrates 2 hours to need. It wants one day. It was not added before loud cigarette smoking already for one week.

Application discussions

My application discussion which I mean new place owe was approximately one week ago. Today I had already again one.
Only I sat this time on the other side…

Honestly said, I believe sometimes I in the Twilight zone landed.
“Mr. Frischling, you bring nevertheless please Mr. Padwan” and promptly sat upward I in it and should decide whether he is suitable as a trainee for the EDP.

Definition trainee: To have to be grateful an unpaid, highly-qualified worker without professional experience by employers to be exploited and them also still the feeling give.

Most of you know probably like an application discussion run off, but the few know like it runs off before:
Frischling: “Hello. There the trainee is.”
Mr. Schlips (sub boss): “Trainee? Does no money want? We adjust!”
and wars.

In the discussion tie does as if it our conceptions corresponds not completely, while I give it the feeling that he fits exactly. Hopefully wars we it. Tomorrow say I to ok as soon as I found out how…
Only so besides: I even a long practical course made and it is really useful. One can select oneself quasi the company and abstauben there all possible at useful experiences. Only the payment is not existent.

And otherwise I get next week a new coworker (firm) that older, more experienced and probably more qualified am than I. I wurd as I its application documents saw correctly envious. Hopefully he sees that not exactly the same…

In addition I have today experienced that one quite 14 hours work can without one the head burst, no matter how much he hurts.

Flexible work times

Thus, the good message: Flexible work times. I can remain as I so long want. There is thus no danger that I must shift incomplete work.

I believe I can save to say which the bad message am.

The situation with Siegfried, my predecessor is intensified, since it disappears nevertheless somewhat rather and the time becomes limited in which it me all hinschmeissen can.
In addition came today still, which made the software module for cost calculation (in Datev) today for Zicken and for 2 hours pulled Siegfried away.
For me thus nothing else remained making over as with Üzgül Doku and one spürts correctly: That does not want.
Naturally the mandatory girl with printer problems came to us, but this time I came along, only around to learn like sovereign Üzgül sowas solve. Out of any reason sow fast as I went to it over the shoulder looked. From the usual half hour 5 minutes became. My aura must be.

Achja, laptops are the all-last dirt!
It is nearly not possibly reasonable with these bekloppten place savings keyboards to work, in particular if one cannot owing to strange key special functions Screenshots within terminal session make (always still Doku) without the opening unfold menus to fold cleanly.
And the thing becomes hot! The processor apparent is under the left hand, where the plastic housing before heat twists itself already nearly. Neeeeee, I do not understand the whole laptop Hype any longer.

consider me degrees whether I nen tablet PC purchase….

Oh, our Boss – Cheffe – has one of our typists (unfortunately writes nix for me) the sow made because it with their Performanz is not content. However calm down-proves at least 20-20-mal has stressed that because of sowas none unemployed will…. I würd me in its place already times nen new employer to search.
Actually harm; Blondie makes a nice impression, above all if in the IT comfort looks for you.

Work-providing measures for ITs

The morning begins equivalent only times with a Meeting. Unfortunately none with which one criticize can, but makes nix.
It was essentially followed a kind actual state inventory of the network landscape of bissel a Bettelei on the part of of predecessor Siegfried… (still another word to Siegfried: but that it leaves the company gives it enormous trouble me still everything as well as only possible to hand themselves over and me about various pitfalls to inform. Without him I would be helplessly delivered the Managermanagment of my Untergebenen
The Meeting pulls itself however I must admit that – again all expectation – in Meetings not only time is verplämpert. Only one result at the end of the daily: We doubled our effective range without auxiliary costs.

Subsequently, Siegfried and I continue to go through the systems to write and Üzgül from me to it thunders a few documents. It makes also good if it does not smoke or schäkert.

Those is plugging mast sometime by and I sits down to Üzgül around to look it is as far.
Result after 2 hours of unsupervised work:

Dok 1: 3/4 side
Dok 2:20%

hmm….

Now property, uncle Frischling sets itself beside and helps. Promptly come a girl clean and wants which. I scheuch it raus with “is important that? Can wait?” and the next girl with “it does not have time! Say they for which it go briefly.”. Afterwards I lock the door and it am peace.

I draw the information for the document to it from the nose (nevertheless it is to document therein its own work – put on users and so) however sometime büxt it nevertheless out.

Few minutes later klingelts a telephone. Printer does not print. And next. Printer does not print. hmm. I alone and without flat. Üzgül comes back sometime and supported rum. No more time to do which important, document eh not.

A cause is determined after some time: A system service switched off “automatically”.
Practical way at the time where Mr. Üzgül except area and without support was.

hmmmmmmm ………..

However now, regard me not as paranoid I assume that someone a way found on push of a button girl to Germany to it to bring out completely it to call.

So, I Mach conclusion, I must now rausfinden as one to log can who when system services in and switch off.